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Little schemer

I got a phone call today to come pick Hannah up because her eye was red and her nose is runny.

Get to the school, and Hannah looks completely fine. Teachers agree she probably poked herself in the eye and they’ll see her tomorrow.

Get her in the car and we’re driving home. “You don’t seem sick,” I said.

“I am sick. I need to stay home tomorrow.”

“You seemed fine running around the school when I picked you up.”

“I am starting my weekend early.”

SOMEONE figured if she was sick, she could spend the day at home with her visiting big sister.

They grow up so fast!

More Hannahisms

“Mommy, I love you. I give you hugs and kisses every time I see you.”

Passing a strip mall: “Who made these beautiful buildings?”

“Kaitlynn is my favorite girl”

“I don’t want to be a big girl. I want to stay small forever”

“Ok, first of all, Bucky and Mark are good guys. They are NOT the poachers” – explaining her Robocar Poli episode to us

“I don’t want to get married. I want to stay with you forever”

“I’m right, I’m right, and you’re wrong!” — when Mommy knew there was actually some of her DNA in the kid

Random Hannah quotes

She’s been on a roll lately

“I am full of EMOTIONS!”

“I want to break your heart with a jackhammer!”

“I don’t want be big, I want to stay small FOREVER!”

“Can we call Dr. Kim and tell her not to give me a shot?”

“Now that I’m big I want jewelry! I want rings and lots of bracelets”

“Wake up, I smell daddy’s stinky coffee”